Perron boys 0 Brazil 1, March 27th, 09

guys you can find Pierre Ruhm's comments at www.moscu_times/int/sports/

soldiers_of_putin_overseas/perron_army.html

in case it is censored in the us.and.a my sister from barcelona copy pasted me the thing

this is it

'Mighty atlético perron pays homage to football'

ATLÉTICO PERRON 0
BRAZIL 1

The axiom of continuity implied at half time was not differentiable enough for the perron boys to strike back after a great goal by some indian u-grad with glasses. Great team effort by the perron boys to no avail. After the game, cheerleaders panchita and martinica tried to raise the spirits in vain: pain in the asshoole was too big. good refereeing and good sportsmanship by the rivals did nothing but worsen the spirits of the perrons boys

goals:

the empty set


Player performances
(*****) messi style. great. deserve to have a tatoo of perron on the arm
(****) rosina style. great, but no need for eternal prize
(***) arshavin style. great expectations, good performance overall, but could have done better
(**) huntelaar style. definitely below pi
(*) victor sanchez style (player of barça). WARNING: another like this and perron will punish you
(·) perron style: mate, perron could do a better job himself
(_) peter (c.b.) phillips style. If you do that, you better pack your bags and piss off to Yale before Perron finds out.


Andrew: ***** excellent game. goal was unstoppable and saved every other shot. set perfect counterattacks any time he got the ball in hand and even as a coach he did well in calling a time out when ALL perron boys were losing sight due to lack of oxygen in their lungs and blood.

jordi: *** good game by the mighty catalonian. a couple of good runs and good tactical fouls. he created the best chances of the night. would get 5 stars but pierre ruhm was (ex post) threatened by some italian player in the team with not giving more than 2 stars per person (otherwise the journalist would be forced to have 5 coffees a day with him for a week, which clearly was deemed as suboptimal)

andrea:*** good performance by the man whose legs are always longer than they appear. crushed a few rivals on the floor and pushed upwards with self-esteem and category.

gabriele: ** crap shots were clearly missed by the perron boys. in an unselfish display of skill, he always sought to provide good balls for his teammates. some good runs too.

pancho: ***** as is becoming the tradition, he was involved in the most ridiculous call of the nite, provoking the referee even before the game had started and thus setting a terrible and negative atmosphere (similar to those in the ali sami yen) that the perron boys could not overcome.

theta: ** aka iron legs, not because of their strength but because if instead of legs this guy had played with crutches nobody could haveEVER told the difference. all the minutes he spent in the bench were used to critisize shin's lack of effort. however, due to some sort of asian fascination he decided to imitate shin in the last five minutes of the game. some good runs and counterattacks before that will save him from facing perron and being punished like an asshole hendrick in the skit

murat:**** once again he was the best man on the field. do to the extreme selfishness of ALL his teamates he only got to play some 10 minutes, but , yet again, he made no mistakes whatsoever. if only one tatoo is to be arranged, he is the man who deserves it. start thinking on which arm.

shin:** loads of non-running complemented with the creation of the best shots for the perron boys. not a bad game at all, simlpy unlucky at some stages. definitely , the best asian on the field

denis: ** putin's call after last game had a cumbersome effect on the performance of our man from russia. nonetheless, since the call was from russia with anxiety, not love, the man who never stops running felt somewhat pressured and did not display his usual skills (e.g. the loop-running). however, he provided the best opportunity of the night for a perron boy, but that was fucked up by the receiver, who was, who else, the unit root of the night.

martino:**** sir tasso aka the man in a blue shirt yet again showed a great degree of support and compliance that perron will never forget.

once again, our reporter pierre ruhm approached perron to update his comments on the match. after closing the never-ending solitaire game and hiding away a bottle of transparent liquid, perron agreed to be interviewed 'as long as it can be done while i do my fitness exercise of the day: walk around the deparment with a cigarette in hand'. our brave reporter agreed and got some interesting words from perron to be added in these reportings: 'i had the highest expectations on these boys, but now i see they are a bunch of losers. they only did marginally worse than the rivals, but my NG Perron test verifies that the amount of effort was fully crap and bullshit. morover, my unit root test on the physical capacity of the members of the perron team is rejected, meaning that there is no room for improvement and only one chance for winning the tournament before they get way too old: fall 2009. I am indeed looking forward to it'