divendres, 25 de setembre del 2009

BAD AND GOOD NEWS


BAD NEWS IS : Atlético Perron A good their asses kicked in the first game

GOOD NEWS IS : there is ONLY room for improvement

BAD NEWS IS : Newey Perron Test with 99% confidence interval forecasts a big-pain-in-anoos for Atlético Perron AA in the first game too.

GOOD NEWS IS : The Italian star DINO has agreed to join the AA team!!

AWESOME NEWS IS : T shirts arrived and we can use them for the remaining games. Thanks Murat, Marco and Gabriele once more.

Stay fit,


FORZA ATLÉTICO PERRON

divendres, 11 de setembre del 2009

Interview with the captains

Hey lads! I found an interview withour beloved captains in http://www.nytimes.com/pages/sports/BUlegends/atleticoperron.html. In case the link does not work, here's a copy-paste.

Following Marco's great move on Perron, the spirits of the team seem to be up. Our reporter Pierre Ruhm has managed to interview captains Andrew Ellis (
member and GK of team AA) and Sir Tasso (member and striker wannabe of team A). Following an achievement of quarterfinals in Fall '08, semifinals in Spring '09 and Champions in Summer'09, the Perron boys feel unstoppable nowadays and this can be reflected in the interview. Here the words of wisdom:

Q. What are your expectations for the fall season about to start?

Andrew Ellis:
I start every season with high expectations, especially one coming off of a championship. I think we should win at least 4 of our 6 regular season games and then make a deep run into the AA playoffs. Another undefeated season is not out of the question, but flukes happen and we could actually lose a game or two. Still, I want another T-shirt!

Martino Tasso:
We are eager to add another star to our jersey. That's our goal, our commitment.

Q. What do you think are going to be the key elements for big success?
AE. Defense wins championships, and I think we have the best defense in the league.
MT.
We will play a Dutch-style total football: the ability of each player to sacrifice in the game will be the key.

Q. In case of a potential friendly game Atlético perron A vs Atlético Perron AA, do you think a referee would be needed? argue
AE. All of our players are classy and I can’t imagine that a referee would be needed. Martino runs a tight ship and is a total class act, as are all of our players.
MT. I don't think so. The two teams are really one big group, no need for a referee.


4. Are you planning to attend the matches of the 'other' atlético perron?
AE. I will at least go to the first game. After that, it depends on my schedule, but I hope to watch our other team roll to a championship as well.
MT. Time permitting, yes. I am looking forward to attending their final for the title!


5. Who do you think is going to score the first goal for the perron boys ? and who do you think is going to get on your nerves?
AE. It’s too tough to tell. Everyone on the field (except for me) can score. I’ll cop out and guess it will be whoever touches the ball after the opening kick. As always, I expect the referees to be, well, not so good, and the person most vocal about that will probably be Gabriele. While I love our feisty Italian, he will probably make me the most paranoid about seeing our championship hopes derailed via low sportsmanship ratings.
MT. This is really a difficult question: any player can score. I suspect that I won't be that one, though...
Nobody gets on my nerves when I play :-)



Thanks for your cooperation, sirs. Our boss Mr. Perron wanted to add that you captains should recall in any case that the responsibilities of a captain do not lie beyond those of formal representation of the team. "Coach attributions shall not be taken away from sir Sen. He who may want to take decisions out of Arup's knowledge will be harshly crushed and punished" he added " and will have to find me a way to get a ticket to South Africa."

The Lord has spoken.